When you put woolens in the wash they can often shrink. The wool is taken from sheep, so can you explain why when it rains sheep don’t shrink down and become tiny animals about the size of a cat, or maybe a small dog
We’ve all read your views on pornographic spaghetti shapes (good idea by the way!!)..but what the public would really like to know is:..do u prefer beans and sausages or spaghetti and sausages??
Could you explain to us why glue doesn’t stick to the inside of the tube that it is in? and is the fact that the glue hasn’t stuck to the inside of the tube an indication that the glue is of poor quality?
Darts are now banned on areoplanes but why is that? surley if a dart was thrown on an areoplane then it would just appear to stay still in the air because the areoplane is moving as well.
Why did the powers that be decide to have valentines in the winter? surely a warmer climate (and then less clothing) would have made the day so much better? Surly must have been a woman to make such a grave error?
I’m worried about Valentines Day, with so many people planning on sending me cards the Royal Mail have sent me a letter warning me that I may be liable for any injury caused to my postman due to his sack being excessively heavy because of the cards that are being sent to me. Can I legally be liable for any injury suffered by the postman, or is it just an empty threat by the Royal Mail?
what is the best flavour of condom for valentines day, and should i put the box of chocolates round my nob as a surprise when she opens the box.
Is jumpin a girl on valentins day still classed as rape. that is a joke i know it is. So Solway behave we know who u r and where u live
i would like to thank solway for answering my question i was very pleased with the answer and it has stoped me from having sleepless nights… however another question has arose in my mind. if i sit on a chair and use my hands to lift the chair while im sat on it. why do i not fly. if you think about it there is a force fuling up on the chair but its impossible to do .. also when your on a train and its muvin fast why dont you move down the train. explain solway
Any idea why the alphabet is in the order that it’s in? and what do you think life would be like if the alphbet was ordered somthing along the lines of: “jigtuonadklwrczm” and onwards.
On the subject of weather and yay it looks likes its finally turning summer, How does lightining happen and why does thunder make the noise it does? When i was young i was told it was clouds crashing together which obviously aint true is it?
back to fishers subject of skips, why are they named after the verb to “skip” when they are quiet clearly static objects, shouldnt they be called “sits” instead or something?
Comments
January 14th, 2007 at 6:11 pm
What are your views on pornographic spageti shapes?
January 15th, 2007 at 1:19 am
What about next time?
January 15th, 2007 at 12:34 pm
Why (99%) do garments usually have the tag placed in the back?
January 17th, 2007 at 9:16 pm
When you put woolens in the wash they can often shrink. The wool is taken from sheep, so can you explain why when it rains sheep don’t shrink down and become tiny animals about the size of a cat, or maybe a small dog
January 22nd, 2007 at 10:43 pm
We’ve all read your views on pornographic spaghetti shapes (good idea by the way!!)..but what the public would really like to know is:..do u prefer beans and sausages or spaghetti and sausages??
January 23rd, 2007 at 10:07 pm
Deal Or No Deal?
January 24th, 2007 at 2:23 pm
Could you explain to us why glue doesn’t stick to the inside of the tube that it is in? and is the fact that the glue hasn’t stuck to the inside of the tube an indication that the glue is of poor quality?
January 25th, 2007 at 12:50 am
If no one buys a ticket to see a film..do the cinemas still show it? is it still played?
January 28th, 2007 at 3:46 pm
Do you not agree that Darts is a game of skill and should replace Clay pigeon shooting in the olympics?
January 29th, 2007 at 1:14 am
who is the sexiest women in the world? and have you got a chance with her
January 30th, 2007 at 10:59 pm
Is the word “crutch” ever used instead of “crotch”? im sure i have heard it used for girls..is it crutch for girls and crotch for boys maybe??
p.s. G strings come in different sizes and often do have a label..it is sometimes in the back or is a small label at the front…answer ur question? lol
January 31st, 2007 at 2:21 pm
Darts are now banned on areoplanes but why is that? surley if a dart was thrown on an areoplane then it would just appear to stay still in the air because the areoplane is moving as well.
February 6th, 2007 at 9:57 pm
Why did the powers that be decide to have valentines in the winter? surely a warmer climate (and then less clothing) would have made the day so much better? Surly must have been a woman to make such a grave error?
February 7th, 2007 at 11:38 am
I’m worried about Valentines Day, with so many people planning on sending me cards the Royal Mail have sent me a letter warning me that I may be liable for any injury caused to my postman due to his sack being excessively heavy because of the cards that are being sent to me. Can I legally be liable for any injury suffered by the postman, or is it just an empty threat by the Royal Mail?
February 7th, 2007 at 7:06 pm
what is the best flavour of condom for valentines day, and should i put the box of chocolates round my nob as a surprise when she opens the box.
Is jumpin a girl on valentins day still classed as rape. that is a joke i know it is. So Solway behave we know who u r and where u live
February 19th, 2007 at 1:13 pm
Why do men have nipples?
February 23rd, 2007 at 2:32 pm
solway how do u get your hair so neat and straight? do u straighten it? haha
March 10th, 2007 at 8:38 pm
Which card company invented Valentines day?
March 11th, 2007 at 10:27 pm
Where do you dispose a disused skip, do you like most things that need throwing away “just chuck it in a skip”?
March 17th, 2007 at 12:06 pm
What would happen if our skin wasnt waterproof?
April 5th, 2007 at 11:02 pm
How do u eat your cream eggs? lol
April 5th, 2007 at 11:03 pm
What is Mr Beans first name?
May 9th, 2007 at 6:26 pm
i would like to thank solway for answering my question i was very pleased with the answer and it has stoped me from having sleepless nights… however another question has arose in my mind. if i sit on a chair and use my hands to lift the chair while im sat on it. why do i not fly. if you think about it there is a force fuling up on the chair but its impossible to do .. also when your on a train and its muvin fast why dont you move down the train. explain solway
The milkman
May 18th, 2007 at 1:54 pm
If Jude Law kissed me, and it gave me heart failure and i died…is that classed as murder?
May 27th, 2007 at 3:34 pm
Mr. Beans first name is actually “Mr” lol
I have a question that I actually know the answer to, but thought I ought to ask Solway as it was on QI.
Why does it rain more often at the weekend?
May 28th, 2007 at 9:01 pm
Any idea why the alphabet is in the order that it’s in? and what do you think life would be like if the alphbet was ordered somthing along the lines of: “jigtuonadklwrczm” and onwards.
June 10th, 2007 at 5:23 pm
wat u gettin me 4 my birthday then eyey?!
June 25th, 2007 at 1:53 pm
Whats the worst gift youve ever recieved? and Whats the best gift youve ever recieved? And what would be your ulitimate dream birthday present? xxx
July 18th, 2007 at 7:26 pm
why int it summer?!
August 9th, 2007 at 3:08 am
On the subject of weather and yay it looks likes its finally turning summer, How does lightining happen and why does thunder make the noise it does? When i was young i was told it was clouds crashing together which obviously aint true is it?
August 9th, 2007 at 3:10 am
And also i thought of sumfink else lol Why is the sky sometimes pink at night and in the morning? I like it that colour
August 21st, 2007 at 4:26 pm
what will you do when the money goes?
August 25th, 2007 at 10:28 pm
back to fishers subject of skips, why are they named after the verb to “skip” when they are quiet clearly static objects, shouldnt they be called “sits” instead or something?
September 19th, 2007 at 3:18 pm
In your opinion where are the best Fish Chips you have ever tasted? I personally think that mine were at Whitby Bay.
October 5th, 2007 at 5:04 pm
Have you any ideas why the are 360 degrees in a full circle? when surley a round number like 100 would surely make more sense
November 6th, 2007 at 10:52 pm
Why do leaves fall off the trees in Autumn?
November 7th, 2007 at 12:29 am
How come nobody seems to own a washing machine in Eastenders?
August 27th, 2008 at 8:15 pm
How come you are so beautiful?